Gulf Coast Hogs

An old cowboy sat down at the
Starbucks and ordered a cup of
coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a
young woman sat down next to
him. She turned to the cowboy
and asked, 'Are you a real
cowboy?'
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my
whole life breaking colts,
working cows, going to rodeos,
fixing fences, pulling
calves,bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing
flats, working on tractors, and
feeding my dogs, so I guess I
am a cowboy.'
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I
spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get
up in the morning, I think
about women. When I shower, I
think about women. When I
watch TV, I think about women.
I even think about women when
I eat. It seems that
everything makes me think of
women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat
down on the other side of the
old cowboy and asked, 'Are you
a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I
always thought I was,
but I just found out that I'm a
lesbian.'