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How to pronounce Oklahoma
I never knew this. I am so glad my friends provide me
information that can help me more properly use the
English language. There is a right way and a wrong way
to pronounce Oklahoma
The Proper Way is:
' Okla . . Homa'
(There 'is' a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)

Here is the proof!!

A woman went to her doctor.

The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some
bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in
order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself
and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been
waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good,
and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case,
things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and
have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
little less somber.There were some laughs and more martinis.
They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old
friends, who were curious as to what the two were
celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
impending end.
"I've been diagnosed with AIDS."

The friends were aghast and gave the woman their
condolences.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and
whispered, "Mama, I thought you said you were dying of
cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying o AIDS."

The woman said, "I don' t want any of those bitches sleeping
with your father after I'm gone."

That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order.