Something to laugh at
How to pronounce Oklahoma
I never knew this. I am so glad my friends provide me information that can help me more properly use the English language. There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma
The Proper Way is:
' Okla . . Homa'
(There 'is' a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)
Here is the proof!!
I never knew this. I am so glad my friends provide me information that can help me more properly use the English language. There is a right way and a wrong way to pronounce Oklahoma
The Proper Way is:
' Okla . . Homa'
(There 'is' a pause between the 'a' and the 'h'.)
Here is the proof!!
Our new Baby setter
A woman went to her doctor.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
little less somber.There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
"I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast and gave the woman their
condolences.After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mama, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying o AIDS."
The woman said, "I don' t want any of those bitches sleeping
with your father after I'm gone."
That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in order."
The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini." After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a
little less somber.There were some laughs and more martinis. They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end.
"I've been diagnosed with AIDS."
The friends were aghast and gave the woman their
condolences.After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered, "Mama, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your friends you were dying o AIDS."
The woman said, "I don' t want any of those bitches sleeping
with your father after I'm gone."
That's "Putting Your Affairs In Order.
